March 2012
358 posts
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
That awkward moment when...
cosm1cfox:
you have to pee really bad but you don’t want to get up from playing Skyrim.
I hope Rick Santorum has an existential crisis...
stfuconservatives:
that he never quite recovers from.
-Joe
I hope Rick Santorum's groupons expire before he...
stfuconservatives:
-Joe
February 2012
270 posts
